Fortune Cookie NEWS 

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

Fortune Cookie NEWS by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022

fortnite 

the ultimate virgin game

“that guy plays fortnite!”

“what a virgin”

fortnite by urban July 8, 2022

Fortniter 

A person who doesn't touch grass, spoiled brat, Fatherless and who thinks he's cool and smart but in reality, is a stupid retard.

"Man look at that Fortniter. Wonder if his dad left yet"

Fortniter by Anti-Fortniter July 9, 2022

FORTNITE 

Fortnite Battle Royale is a free-to-play battle royale video game developed and published by Epic Games. It is way over rated and Kids ages 7-12 play it.

Jimmy: lets play Fortnite

Frank: Fuck Fortnite
Jimmy: why

Frank: because its dumb and your dad won't come back

FORTNITE by Dad with no milk July 10, 2022

Fortnite kid 

A kid with brain damage that thinks Fortnite made everything.

Fortnite kid: "OMG THEY STOLE THE FORTNITE GUY"

Dad: "Son... I'm disowning you."

Fortnite kid by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 14, 2022

Fortnite booty 

Refers to the thickness that is often found in female Fortnite skuns

Damn bro, have you seen the new Fortnite skin
Yes bro I have that Fortnite booty got me actin bad

Fortnite booty by Pabyitcho chanchez July 16, 2022

Fortoa 

A lie that is super dumb and super obvious.

homeless and poor person: I'm the richest human alive and I am more rich than you i have 1 trillion dollars
me: That's obviously a Fortoa.

Fortoa by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022