Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
by Peachybb December 3, 2020

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021

a guy on a bus who wears sweatpants everyday. the guy usually has spanish heritage, glasses, and dyed hair. he's also the best guy ever. sweatpants guys try to seem cool to no one by doing minor things such as wearing only one strap of their backpacks. sweatpants guys may or may not be emo as well.
by Spoopy eclipse December 20, 2021

A Nice Guy is either...
1. if "nice" is an adjective, it is a Guy that is nice.
2. if "nice" is a noun, it is a Guy that thinks because he is nice he can have anything (Sex, Wifes, Million Dollars) but goes into Rage if someone doesn't think that way.
3. A subreddit that is about the nice guys from 2.
Nice Girls is the genderswap version of Nice Guys and equally got definitions 1., 2., 3.
1. if "nice" is an adjective, it is a Guy that is nice.
2. if "nice" is a noun, it is a Guy that thinks because he is nice he can have anything (Sex, Wifes, Million Dollars) but goes into Rage if someone doesn't think that way.
3. A subreddit that is about the nice guys from 2.
Nice Girls is the genderswap version of Nice Guys and equally got definitions 1., 2., 3.
1. "Man, that nice guy you have is way better than those I meet!"
"Why?"
2. "He said he could be nicer than anyone else, but when I told him that I do not want to even do a friendzone, he said that I am a hoe!"
3. "Did you get your reddit karma yet for it?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
2. "He said he could be nicer than anyone else, but when I told him that I do not want to even do a friendzone, he said that I am a hoe!"
3. "Did you get your reddit karma yet for it?"
"Yes."
by Ze_eT November 2, 2018

by G4theGreat November 22, 2021

by Perfecter March 15, 2021
