questionable shit

remember the questionable shit you masturbate to at 3 AM that night, yeah

Brother: "You beat your meat to some questionable shits last night"
You: "How did you know that?!"

by Phuza December 2, 2021

Fizz shit

When you fill your ass with champagne and blast it out like you're on the f1 podium

I can't believe i just won, i just fizz shitted all over Lewis Halmilton

by Kershski December 21, 2020

Shit-delete

In Microsoft Outlook, the act of permanently deleting (Shift+Delete) a work email that is so lame in regards to tasking or grammar that it doesn't even merit being read or acknowledged.

Boss email: Come in Saturday to work on the contract bid. Corporate is really counting on you and I. Your sacrifice is truely appreciated--

You: Shit-delete. Problem solved.

by kn wench September 3, 2010

Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects

Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.

by Foust Foust Foust January 4, 2012

Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.

Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!

by Kimmantha September 3, 2017

choice shit

The act of taking an amazing dump the morning after your first sober day after a long alcohol binge. In order to ensure that a choice shit is generated, the sober day must involve eating low fat high fiber foods...metamusal and water help this process. The first shit on the following day will be choice as in a choice cut of meat...the best cut.

Bob: I just dropped a huge bomb watch out if you are gonna use the mensroom.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.

by WMC2013 March 5, 2014

The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.

Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival

by G. Sant October 19, 2010