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How's your Penis?
Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
How's your Penis? by Mista Flow February 14, 2009
Zebra Penis
Any penis that has been worn or beaten to the point of stripedness. Commonly appears as indentations and red stripes from the hand of the offender.
Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable nymphomaniac to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself.
Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's video game console and do whatever necessary to score some action, including prostitution or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.
Common causes of the progression of the condition: Marriage, Lack of girlfriend, Lack of a suitable nymphomaniac to pleasure yourself with, or simply the undeniable urge to constantly spank oneself.
Most effective method of curing the condition: turn off one's video game console and do whatever necessary to score some action, including prostitution or hogging (pleasuring the obesely overweight) if necessary; put down the glow-in-the-dark Star Wars light saber, and use these skills to stab some stinky.
1. Even though my wife was home, I was so lonely over the weekend that I pleasured myself repeatedly until I developed zebra penis.
2. Billy hasn't been laid in about 3 months, he's probably given himself a zebra penis.
2. Billy hasn't been laid in about 3 months, he's probably given himself a zebra penis.
Zebra Penis by Wes and Dan August 13, 2006
Pillow Penis
A gigantic, huge mega-penis. It is roughly the size of an anaconda. Since no condoms will fit a pillow penis, garbage bags may be substituted. Oral Sex may be dangerous with a pillow penis-many women have lost an eye due to the size of the jumbo penis.
Pillow Penis by Mounted_by_the_Mountie January 26, 2010
romanian penis
Exceptionally Long, smooth, and shaved penis that can satisfy any girl; especially Latinos and Hispanics.
romanian penis by WheelsMcgee December 20, 2013
inverted penis
When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.
Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
inverted penis by gingerssuck June 2, 2009