Wiggum (n.)

After the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum, used to describe a wide-eyed individual who remains happily unaware of their own ignorance. Not only can this person not stay focused on the task at hand (typically caused by a self-imposed distraction or mishap), but also, the person may not fully understand the task at hand... or reality in general. Explaining to the individual the error of their ways is futile for this reason, as the mistakes they make are based on the fact that they are not aware of the most basic things in life which are acceptable or not acceptable to do.

Wiggum (n.): "Did he really just use the word 'unpossible' with a straight face?! That guy is such a wiggum."

by king_e_dawg October 27, 2010

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N-i-double-guh-er

A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"

That guy over there is such a n-i-double-guh-er!

by mystical007_488 August 25, 2022

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hawk n tee

Combination mohawk, haircut and a goatee beard.

Dood, you're looking way cool with your hawk n tee.

by Jimmy the Dick April 23, 2009

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slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 03, 2022

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