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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024
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the hottest sexiest unstablest man youll ever meet
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JOE STEVENS

A sexy hot guy with abs and likes to party all the time.
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Working joe

What snapchats moderation is operated by as it bans people for the silliest of things or just for no reason at all and makes appealing for an unban unnecessarily difficult and sometimes impossible.
Since working joes are known to be difficult to deal with, it’s no doubt that snapchats moderation is operated by them. Any time you encounter a working joe in alien isolation you know it’s just gonna be rude or just coldly kill you and be of absolutely no help at all.
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Joe mama

The word "Joe mama" is created by a group of no life kids who stuck in 2016, mainly use as a trap when a person ask "who tf is joe". A word is still known to be as the worst joke in the modern year because it's fucking old now.
Maria: Sorry, i can't hang out with you today.
Some fucktard: Man your way worse than joe-
Maria: Joe mama now stfu you 2016 low life retard.
by unknown449 January 18, 2022
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Joe mama

If someone said "Joe", don't ask "Joe who?"
Boy: You know Joe?
Girl: Joe who
Boy: Joe Biden
Girl: wtf, I thought u were gonna say "Joe mama"
by despertk December 10, 2021
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