When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
Get the FML (fuck my life)mug. A saying that a person will say if the conversation isn't going well, or if he/she doesn't have anything else to say because you left them having in the conversation.
by Pineapple apple pen May 31, 2017
Get the it's a good lifemug. by Unkownbombastic August 21, 2020
Get the Gacha lifemug. life is a series of train wrecks with short commercial breaks of happiness in the middle of it.
Deadpool - 2016
Deadpool - 2016
by Ezick22 March 2, 2020
Get the Lifemug. A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.
by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023
Get the my lifemug. Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"
by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021
Get the Lifemug. by Zeus Masteria September 17, 2020
Get the Lifemug.