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Hand Clown

There’s a Hand Clown at the bar that shows up at 1AM her name is Rhonda
by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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The Strong hand

When one uses their "strong hand" (cerebral palsy hand) to finger blast someone
"I took her back to my pickup and gave her the Strong hand
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Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail
That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail
by NoPoPo September 18, 2019
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