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Flat Earth Analogy Fallacy

A rhetorical fallacy where someone dismisses an argument or position by comparing it to Flat Earth belief, regardless of actual differences in evidence, reasoning, or plausibility. "That's like believing the Earth is flat" becomes a magic phrase that ends discussion—as if the comparison itself proves the point false. The fallacy lies in using the most extreme, universally rejected example as a cudgel against any view that seems unconventional. But not every unconventional view is Flat Earth; not every challenge to consensus is equally baseless. The analogy ignores context, evidence, and the actual reasons for believing or doubting. It's intellectual laziness dressed as devastating critique.
"I suggested that current models of consciousness might be incomplete and that alternative approaches deserve consideration. Response: 'Might as well believe the Earth is flat.' That's Flat Earth Analogy Fallacy—comparing a legitimate scientific debate to a debunked pseudoscience. Consciousness studies is an open field; Flat Earth is settled nonsense. The analogy doesn't engage my argument—it just tries to shame me with association. But shame isn't logic, and analogies aren't evidence."
by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026
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Dirty Earnie

When you take a bottle of tajin and sprinkle her asshole before eating her out
She asked me to eat her ass out but I needed a little extra spice so I used tajin to season her for a Dirty Earnie.
by Jackdirts22 March 3, 2026
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New Earth Spaghettification

New Earth spaghettification is the process in which a being's energy field, identity structures, and sconsiousness bandwith are stretched across multiple realities, truths or timelines at once creating an intense elongation of perception, sensation and awareness. It often occurs when someone is:

-rapidly expanding their consciousness
-confronting distortions or illusions in systems
-holding multiple layers of truth simultaneously
-navigating intense energetic or spiritual thresholds

In this state, the pscyhe and soma feel pulled in opposite or multiple directions, similar to how matter stretches near a black hole in astrophysics.

In stead of physical stretching, the auric field, nervous system, and sense of self elongate across dimensions of experience.
I wasn't sure if I was going to survive the next iteration of my New Earth Spaghettification process!? This is a phase of consiousness expansion has a lot of variable impacts on one's mind, soma and energy. It is like being consiously conscious of a metamorphis process that is akin to an orgasmic birth experience! The intensity is intense where the differential of pain and pleasure blend and merge.
by New Earth Ambassador414 March 12, 2026
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Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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to earn the right to work

references a video which is a remix to the song called "fine print" which repeats the line "to earn the right to work" for over 8 hours, often references repetition in terms of manual labour jobs.
"we work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work to earn the right to work"

"ok bro calm down"
by smortingcoke February 22, 2025
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Raw Earth

The rarest, rawest of earth. Some the the greatest earth. Amazing, incredible earth, you wouldn't believe it.
We'll have the workers digging digging digging, so we can have the raw earth.
by Ninja_can February 28, 2025
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Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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