ass orgasm

When a girl or a homosexual is getting fingered in the ass and gets so turned on that they cant stop pushing out like they are shitting except nothing comes out.

I fingered him/her so good last night that he/she had an ass orgasm.

by Dejos May 15, 2006

Ass Ketchup

When you give it to a girl so hard in the butt that her bum starts to bleed.

Ron: I gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her butthole.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.

by RedWhiteAndDead February 4, 2008

ass plug

Plug placed in ones ass after severe ass ramming to keep fecal matter from exiting unbenknowst to the fag that got rammed in the ass too hard.

Chris got rammed in the ass so hard that he had to get a box of double X ass plugs to keep his hershey squirts from squirting all over his crab collection.

by Yo mamma February 26, 2004

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

ass rammer

n. british for a homosexual; american for flamin faggot; one who enjoys bein reemed

v. (ass ramming) the action of getting reemed or reeming another

-by jove Cornelius, looked at those ass rammers attempting sexual intercourse on that park sitting bench. I do hope a bobby will put a stop to that.

-dude, look at those ass rammers goin at it on that bench

by Timothy FitzPatrick June 2, 2003

Ass Elf

A mystical creature that comes out of the depths of neverland but only when there is a full moon and it is the 7th hour of the 7th day of the 7th month. The elves will usually come out if you scream "i want to poop inside your mouth." They are very violent and could possibly rip your face off and eat it then shove it in their dickholes or vaginas if a female

An Ass Elf from neverland came out this evening and ripped my face off because i screamed "i want to poop inside your mouth."

by Daniel poopypantsalot January 9, 2010

ass treasure

A term used to describe something of value found in an unexpected place.

I just found a penny in this dog shit!

by Bob2567 June 25, 2005