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Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba
"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G
by cockandnuts February 11, 2009
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knees up mother brown

national anthem of cockneyland
aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc
by mike read August 7, 2003
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Taking the browns to the bowl game

Crapping or taking a dump. Since the Cleveland Browns have never gotten to the superbowl it is unlikely that people will confuse this with anything actually football related.
Dude1: Where you going?
Dude2: I'm taking the browns to the bowl game.
Dude1: Good luck, go for the 2 point conversion.
by Handballs April 12, 2009
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Round Town Charlie Brown

Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.
When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.
by get_paid_get_laid_gatoraid January 12, 2016
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brown paper bag money

by Borbus January 9, 2008
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Charlie Brown Christmas tree

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005
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