The Deep Vein

When you deviate from your normal porno procedures and find the absolute perfect video. Something that you know you will never find again, like two ships passing in he night. Hitting the deep vein is what we all try o do.

I found the deep vein last night, jizzed like a whale.

by CurlingPornAddict May 30, 2015

The Dickinson Rule

When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.

The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!

Or...you've been Dickinsoned

by PJeffz September 13, 2015

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

The Dunford

When you have a willing sexual participant in your bed (lair). You begin to finger bang her and sneak your dick into her like a stealth fighter.

I was finger banging this hoe and I through the Dunford and get it in her.

by Reaperdrone January 19, 2016

the dog pug

A dog with a squshy face and is cute, soft, and most of all crazy. They can get very excited and jumpy and playful but will curl up and snuggle with you. They are like the cutest moving living stuffed animal.

do you want the dog pug?

by Doglover2006 March 15, 2016

The dalmatian

The Dalmatian is a very specific sex position where two Firemend burn each other's sacks and quickly ejaculate leaving burned spots behind.

"Did you hear about Sgt. Roy and Lt. Chester?"
"No, what happened?"
"I smelled fire but I found them doing The Dalmatian!"

by Auxy October 12, 2016

The Donald T

When you take a banana and put it in your hair, making it look like Donald Trump's hair.

I almost ripped all of my hair out doing the Donald T.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016