Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019

Cum

White sticky shit that CUMs out of your dick either when you have sex or when you've hit rock bottom in life and masturbation and food are the only things that give your brain dopamine that you use to keep yourself from commiting suicide.

Her: your cum is all over my face😩🥺

Him: yeah what about it, go make me a sandwich bitch

Her: owkay daddy

Him: don't say that shit again or ima shove a glock up your ass and fire it

by HP Lovecraft 69 August 21, 2022

Cum dumpster

Becky’s Mom

Dude I just got back from Becky’s house and her mom is totally a cum dumpster

by Ligonma July 24, 2018

cum in a mug

It’s just fun in a mug what’s more to it?

Just cum in a mug and you got this definition your welcome world!

by Potato.Chu October 25, 2020

Cum Warbler

One who warbles cum, such as that retard Paxton.

Paxton is such a cum warbler.

by Pdog420 December 13, 2024

Uzumaki Cum Shot

Just before the male ejaculates, he should start spinning his dick in circles, so the cum falls in a pattern and the pattern resembles the Uzumaki clan logo. This is a sign of respect toward the Uzumaki clan.

Person 1: Yo did you say the Uzumaki clan is your fav clan?
Person 2: Yes comrade
Person 1: So you should do the Uzumaki Cum Shot as a sign of respect
Person 2: I already did it. I'm not that slow comrade

by ClydeTheSeventh November 25, 2021