man boob syndrome

man boob syndrome is a common condition in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. It occours when a male with a rather poor diet puts on large amounts of fat from fast food etc. These Manboobs (commonly known as moobs) are frighteningly similar to the female breast.

Fred: Check out that dudes man boobs!
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome

by Woodworm March 9, 2007

funky booty syndrome

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.

b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.

I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.

by Scottie does know December 17, 2005

Middle Child Syndrome

Middle child syndrome is something that I go through... it’s hard. The oldest child is the one who is most dependable in the parents eyes. The youngest is the sibling who is an attention seeker, and with that they get attention. As the middle child, you are always forgotten, not noticed, have a little to no self worth. We usually become very social people and have a large group of friends. But, people will make assumptions about you thinking you have the best life ever, so whenever you talk to one of them about it they deny everything you tell them or call you an attention seeker. The quality’s of a middle child consist of huge creativity, social, antreverts, but are very much introverts towards their family. I’m a middle child, so I know all of this is true.

Mom: Kelsey (oldest) come here!
Kelsey: What did you need?

Mom: I got you a new phone!
Kelsey: Omg mom, thank you!
Mom: I got you a new phone to, Addie! (youngest)
Addie: Thanks, Mom!
Mom: Sorry Layla (middle), I couldn’t get you one.
Layla: It’s fine....

This is a purifyed example of "Middle Child Syndrome"

by I lIkE cHeEzY pOtAtOeS May 4, 2019

rudy huxtable syndrome

/noun/ occurance in which a plain-looking child star becomes SEXY AS ALL HELL after going through puberty; named after Keisha Knight Pulliam's character on "The Cosby Show;" also known as the punky brewster effect

Keisha Knight Pulliam, Alyssa Milano, & Soleil Moon Frye all have rudy huxtable syndrome.

by The Deuce December 16, 2005

Michael Richards Syndrome

A condition when a celebrity becomes so famous for playing one role, song, character, media, etc... that when they try to move to something different, it goes horrible wrong or fails immediately. Or in visual media, when a celebrity plays characters on different shows that are different in name, but the same in personality and demeanor. Can vary in degrees, from minor to very severe. They are usually not flexible when it comes to their performance.
AKA: Michael Richards Disease/Disorder

"Ed O'Neill has Michael Richards Syndrome in that he will always be Al Bundy, but it is a minor case because can still play some other decent characters"

"Joe Pesci has always plays the same character in everything he is in: a easily angered short person, he has Michael Richards Syndrome"

by Steve Ferguson IV April 21, 2012

yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

by Izzyexile December 18, 2014

Scotty Turner Syndrome

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.

Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

by Willywillyboy126969 December 13, 2021