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Pot-Holes 

A chronic or persistent disorder of the mental processes caused by habitually smoking the locoweed (marijuana). Marked by large gaps in memory, erosion of reasoning, and dangerous cracks in thought processes. Caution: Pot-Holes may cause paranoia as well.
That guy can't ever remember jack. He has pot-holes in his brain from smoking too much of the weed.
Pot-Holes by Michael C. Anglin October 28, 2007
A portmanteau of “asshole” and “selfie” meaning a photograph of your asshole you take yourself, most likely with your cell phone camera.
That holefie I posted to Grindr got me a bunch of DMs from guys wanting me to bottom for them. Mission accomplished!

Holey Poley Hoe 

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
Holey Poley Hoe by Old Skool October 26, 2018
someone who discriminated against certain holes
holeist person: “this hole fucking sucks.”
good person: “wow you’re so holeist.”
holeist by hole hater January 11, 2022

vaginal holes 

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
vaginal holes by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012

Hamburger Holed 

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
Hamburger Holed by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020