off-road season

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?

Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.

by heypresto December 17, 2010

drop off line

It starts out sounding like a pick up line, but ends ironically; used to get rid of unwanted attention.

Girl 1: "Are you from Jamaica? Cause Jamakin me bored."

Girl 2: "That's cold, you just used a drop off line on him!"

by jpoops May 4, 2010

Off ya dome

Meaning to act irrationally or overexaggerate.

Nah, fuck that. Yuz really off ya dome right now homie.

by Rangerlt September 10, 2006

Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008

Pulling The Head Off

To have an aggressive wank, or to get a hand-job off an angry girl.

"Yeah, last night I went home and was so frustrated I ended up pulling the head off it"

"Man, Kelly was so annoyed with me but we had angry sex and she nearly ended up pulling the head off it!"

by _TryCatch September 16, 2014

dick fell off

phrase used when you do something so good to get back at an ex. typically used when you pop off on insta so hard that you are leaving your ex absolutely shook. a phrase used in only the most sh00k situations, usually with the purpose of adding emphasis.

friend 1: “biiiiitch did u see my recent ig pic??”

friend 2: “ya hoe, literally his dick fell off”

friend 3: “literally FLEW off”

by skisudihcjdusiaicus June 29, 2019

lobbed him off

Term used by jammers to desribed oral sex.

Treefriend wanted to thank the mechanic for fixing his RV, so he lobbed him off.

by Otto Bravo October 21, 2003