The act of taking an amazing dump the morning after your first sober day after a long alcohol binge. In order to ensure that a choice shit is generated, the sober day must involve eating low fat high fiber foods...metamusal and water help this process. The first shit on the following day will be choice as in a choice cut of meat...the best cut.
Bob: I just dropped a huge bomb watch out if you are gonna use the mensroom.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.
by WMC2013 March 5, 2014
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Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.
Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Like it's origin, Rogue Shit is a totally unexpected and spontaneous wave of shit you have to take that hits you out of nowhere. Usual sensations of Rogue Shit emergence may occur 15 - 30 minutes after taking your primary dump.
Rogue Shits are known to be very powerful and cannot be easily held in.
Person #1: "Dude where the fuck have you been!? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
Person #2: "I was on my way man but this Rogue Shit hit me outta nowhere, I had to go back, there was no way I could go any further!"
by OkayNotUsingMyRealNameFine? April 22, 2014
Get the Rogue Shit mug.1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.
2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky
2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky
1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.
2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...
2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...
by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013
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It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.
"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"
"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."
by Scurlage September 9, 2020
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2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.
Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"
by Oregun January 7, 2016
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