If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

by jake christy February 2, 2009

Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.

DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"

by Sky49 November 17, 2009

Time Until Penis (TOP)

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.

Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

by ThoseGuysConquerYT September 2, 2013

fully erect penis head

A person with red hair that sticks up.

<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

your penis is hanging out

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask

Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022