echidna penis 

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

echidna penis by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

Pabst Penis 

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

Pabst Penis by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

Tiny penis car 

A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"

Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'

Tiny penis car by Royalbluearts June 17, 2018

Gwens penis 

Gwens penis is 72” big so you can suck it

Caius: hey did you hear about gwens penis?
Henry: yea! You gonna ride it?
Caius: already did it was like a rollercoaster!

Gwens penis by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

Schrödinger's Penis 

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

Schrödinger's Penis by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

Guacamole Nigga Penis by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019

Frog like penis

A small, chubby, ugly penis.

Dude you have a frog like penis

Frog like penis by pillyreal April 20, 2021