beast weiner

the biggest/thickest/longest dick in the whole entire universe. causes women to have orgasms just by looking at it. it can also mean the sexiest most gorgeous being to walk the planet.
person 1: Josh is a total beast weiner!

person 2: i orgasm around him all the time!!
by estupidhead February 24, 2010
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weiner hut

One who is overly confident and contains an extremely large hubris. Usually, their vocabulary is hurrendous, and they have positively abominable grammar.
"I don't know what the heck the square root of twenty-five is".........you are such a weiner hut!
by Stephany the Pirate April 06, 2006
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weiner cobbler

trent or weiner cobbler
by joe motherlicker June 24, 2009
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weiner-tooth tiger

A tiger with penises as teeth
"You should be careful in the woods, I heard there is a weiner-tooth tiger on the prowl"
by glenn davis May 17, 2008
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weiner step-bros

when you, being a man, have sex with a woman and a friend of yours, also being a man, has sex with that womans sister.
this is a life-long bond.
Tim fucked Sherry, and Bill fucked Sherry's sister, Jill.
Tim and Bill are weiner step-bros.
high five.
by mach4motorboat October 08, 2010
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White Weiner Wednesday

A day on Wednesday to fuck any white dude
No I am not gay because I fucked him on White Weiner Wednesday!
by SkinnyBoner69 December 10, 2019
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Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.
Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."
by LouWho2 June 16, 2011
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