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titty wank

The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england.
I was layin' on my back and she slid up and gave me a titty wank.
by Paramecium July 25, 2004
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revenge wank

finding the people who didn't want to have sex with you back in high school because they were better then you in high school, and having a nice little wanking session to their pictures
friend: what did u do last night?
you: played some video games and crashed on the coach, hbu?
friend: did a few revenge wanks to those sluts.
by assriffffle July 1, 2011
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tribute wank

The act of stroking one out whilst thinking about an ex girlfriend or partner.
'Man I miss Sarah. I had a tribute wank in her honour last night'
by vibrate February 15, 2009
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Pre-Wank

A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.

Signs of a Pre-Wank:

1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45

if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Mike: PRE-WANK!
Patrick: Hit f9!
by Michael O'Megle April 15, 2010
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risk wank

Masturbation when likely to get caught.
See danger wank
Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trousers, shouted "Mum!" and got to work.
by nN June 1, 2004
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magi wank

the art of pleasuring oneself without the use of pornography, hence just imagination.
whoah that girl is hot, i'm gunna have a magi wank over her tonight
by scallum November 23, 2006
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wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.
She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.
by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014
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