Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 2, 2021

Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity

That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything

by BobbyDylanOpus April 3, 2021

Sex Vision

The feeling of being horny and seeing women as more attractive.

Dude, her titties looking way fatter than usual. think my sex vision is acting up.

by bigtittygothmilf_ April 6, 2021

textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

by Jagerman July 18, 2012

visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.

This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!

by For Great Justice July 26, 2012

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011