uber-greed

The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.

Speculative investing in the stock market or in real estate are two prime examples of uber-greed.

by lifeonearth October 21, 2012

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017

uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.

Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.

by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018

Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.

Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12

by Motorway6 April 26, 2023

Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .

Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018