The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
Get the uber-greedmug. Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.
by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022
Get the naughty ubermug. Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.
The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Uber competitivemug. by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
Get the Uber bugmug. Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
Get the Uber to Wheatonmug. A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
Get the Uber Jackingmug. A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
Get the UBER PIRATEmug.