twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007

twat wad

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

bippy twat

A shallow, generally annoying young woman, overwhelmingly preoccupied with typically female concerns such as makeup, gossip, and weddings, which leads to lack of toughness and originality, and may even cause "helpless girl syndrome", a disease known to strand women with flat tires and light bulbs that need changing. A bippy twat is also notably marked by cattiness, particularly an unwillingness to get along with other, unfamiliar women, especially attractive ones. Often a bippy twat fits the stereotype of a sorority girl, or the image of a "bitch's bitch", as described by Andre 2000 of the hip-hop group Outkast in the song "Roses".

The bippy twat left the camping trip in a fit of disgust due to the lack of cell phone service, modern plumbing, starbucks, and people to wait on her, her high heels sticking in the dirt with every step she took.

by 12er McLush January 3, 2009

Menage of Twang

Any sexual encounter shared by three or more people simultaneously in which at least one of the involved parties is playing an acoustic instrument and receiving pleasure at the same time.

We played a show tonight at the local Stein and Deli, and then afterwards these three girls wanted to have a Menage of Twang with me at the after-party. All three of them went down on me while I played Freebird on the banjo.

by bamamamamama October 2, 2010

twanzee

The worst insult for white people, often used in detroit

I should go back there and kick that twanzee in the balls

by brandon the jr. big boy May 8, 2007

twatswatter

made up by dane cook. a twatswatter is a woman who prevents another woman from getting laid.

that bitch was a twatswatter.

by sarah1988 June 2, 2009

cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006