blowing your own trumpet

Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.

John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?

by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024