tortas

Las tortas: Funny slang for ass or butt; much less formal than "nalgas."

No mires mis tortas.

by Bleak Jackson August 2, 2007

total package

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!

I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!

by Randy Young May 13, 2005

Torta

Para los mexicanos, una mujer torta, es una mujrr que gusta de mujeres de su mismo género; es decir, lesbiana.

P1: Bro, ¿supiste Claudia salió del clóset?
P2: Pfff, se le notaba lo torta, le encanta Haley Kiyoko y Girl in red

by Tennnnalena February 17, 2022

total recall

complete domination

He performed a total recall

by john smith October 9, 2003

Thotaholic

Someone who spends too much time trading on Thotmarket.com.

Hi my name is Steve, and I'm a thotaholic.

by benthos October 3, 2007

total wangage

Awesome; super; a phrase of excitement, joy, happiness etc.

#1. Overlord saw a awesome screenshot and said "Total Wangage" because he liked it.
#2. A man saw a cool action seen in a movie and said "Total Wangage"

by Overlord March 24, 2003

totaled

When you totally screw up your car. And there is nothing you can possably do to be able to afford to fix it right away

The Mustang in 2fast 2furious got frickin totaled

by Amber September 1, 2003