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throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.
Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.
by bladehadley March 13, 2010
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wet throat

That guy is a wet throat.

Man, stop bein a wet throat.
by alphonsefedime October 30, 2010
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Sore Throat

A time-tested excuse for giving too much head the night before. If one were to suck too many dicks, or suck a small amount of dicks for too long, then they might suffer from a sore throat the day after.
"Dude, Anna totally has got a sore throat"

"Who'd she get it from?"

"The football team, last night."
by mamamiaaaa November 11, 2009
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purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.
I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.
by Mooncricket June 18, 2003
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throat fart

a smelly belch, non-silent type
"Geez, Doc, next time you eat dogshit and let fly a throat fart like that, point your head in another direction!"
by The Evil Boll Weevil October 9, 2008
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Throbbing vagina

When your masturbating and you pit your finger in to find your so horny it’s throbbing.
Omg Becky my throbbing vagina wants something inside of it!
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throat stuff

The art of plunging your dick down a hoe's throat and causing your dick to become lodged deep in the back. This act results in gagging or tonsil-touch on the tip of your dick. Can be achieved in many ways:

1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.

Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
See above for throat stuff methodology.
by ThroatStuffer May 1, 2011
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