you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.

bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate

by dojadog.1 September 18, 2022

once thought

It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.

Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

are harder to hide than I thought

Your doing that trend :)

are harder to hide than I thought

by Krisp Armpits October 16, 2022

Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

by Person9876543212 October 19, 2022

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022