Tongan Milo

When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.

"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"

by FireToad89 October 15, 2009

Thong

Butt Floss. like knickers, but the ass bit is a thin bitt of material that disappears up your crack. Popular with teenage males.

1. Do you wear thongs?
2. What a ho, look at that thong

by Igg July 15, 2003

thong

The type of undies offering the least amount of coverage possible. Extremely comfortable for women. Worn by tons of women--not just strippers. Extreme turn-on when a guy sees them peaking out or on (or coming off!) their girlfriend/significant other.

Thongs are the best things ever--I could NEVER go back to granny panties now! Eek!

I like wearing a thong, and my boyfriend likes it even more...

by nyladancer August 6, 2009

Thong

Best fart silencer ever.

Chuck: Seems like women these days are only cutting SBDs, is this because of thongs?

Mona: Yes Scott, this is due to the new fart silencing properties of modern lingerie.

by braddlecat December 20, 2008

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006

thong

What fat girls should wear

Man that thong looks great on that bbw

by bbw August 24, 2004

thong-dollaz

(noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? But in your line of work those are tax-deductable.

by Pintsize January 13, 2007