Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)
"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."
by SmashGladly November 22, 2017
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ass steamer

When you are eating ass outside during the winter, and when you stop for a breath, you notice steam coming off the asshole 'cause you got it so hot.
Luke gave Brooke a wicked ass steamer in the hot tub.
by PookumsDot December 20, 2019
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Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

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While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.
by thebrownbomber January 03, 2010
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Stanley Steamer

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.
She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.
by Hgswells November 20, 2019
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Jerome Steamer

When a couple has sex doggy style in the China Village delivery car and a tweaker factory worker watches and jacks off while taking a shit in a dumpster.
I gave that waitress Jerome Steamer during her smoke break... that was her tip.
by Jerome Steamer September 28, 2019
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Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.
What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.
by CollegiateSomebody July 10, 2011
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Zambezi Steamer

A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.

Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.

So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.
Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 11, 2023
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