Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

Amber Steamer

The act of defecating on your partner’s side of the bed

My wife surprised me with an Amber Steamer when I returned from my work trip. God, I love her.

by AAnonymousKarma April 28, 2022

rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller

1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer

by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

London Steamer

When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.

"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."

by HubbyOnFire February 16, 2022

Schwarzmann Steamer

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.

Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!

by icicler September 8, 2018

Dayton Steamer

It's a Cleveland Steamer, but you missed your target and it's now on the bed.

Amber Heard left a Dayton Steamer in the middle of the bed.

by Davidtgnome May 15, 2022