salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Salty Chad

A Superstar video game streamer who is getting absolutely bodied in his current game.

Aim assist was making him a Salty Chad.

by MrBeeringer November 15, 2021

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

Salty Donut

When you're having sex with your significant other on the beach and their butt is resting in the sand, flip them over onto their front to expose their sandy butt. Then ejaculate around their butt hole to top it off like icing.

Dean: "Dude, on the weekend, I was having sex with my girlfriend on the beach. I flipped her over and gave her the best Salty Donut I've ever made!"

Rodger: "Bro that's awesome! I'm so jealous."

Dean: "Wait, why are you jealous? Do you also want to give my girlfriend a Salty Donut?"

Rodger: "No, I'm just jealous because I want to give someone a Salty Donut. Why do you have to always make these conversations so weird?"

by Budders23 October 31, 2018

Salty Flipper

When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.

John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.

Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?

John: You know it!

by Jaymzblah January 8, 2011

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018