The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.

Doing the Murphy

by Speeg July 23, 2022

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball

wow he a brady murphy

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out

my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law

by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.

Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.

by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021