Cracker Please

Just like the saying "nigga please," but used by white people when mocking black people or when they want to be overly politically correct or as just a generic joke.

Something that is unbelieveable or unexcusable.

"yo cracka, i be grilled out"
"cracker please, those are just braces!"

by Isar April 9, 2006

Gummy Cracker

A tiny peepee

Bro, I saw that dude in the locker room. He has a gummy cracker!

by Lekag December 10, 2017

The Cracker Game

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.

After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.

by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

grammar cracker

Something to be given to someone who refuses to correct their grammar.

Person 1: Oh' ma gawd man dats liek awesome
Person 2: God man, here's a Grammar Cracker

by BlazeFox December 20, 2013

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night

Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo

by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010

BooHoo Cracker

It’s an insult towards white people and how they’re as white as a cracker and is said after losing a game

Dream: “ you lose fair and square, BooHoo Cracker.”

by Minecraft Vance June 30, 2021

Knee Cracker

The cracker behind your knee.

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.

by avacado113 July 6, 2016