yogurt you

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.

Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.

by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

by ftothek June 17, 2022

yogurt injection

Ejaculation of semen

Manny's wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.

by pentozali December 28, 2013

Yogurt Effect

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.

"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"

by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025

Yogurt Male

A man who exhibits simular qualities to a Sigma Male but with one key difference. Their personality and lifestyle revolves around yogurt. Either as a morning routine or bedtime snack. It plays a crucial part of their identity.

A yogurt male is generally considered to be better than an alpha male.

Being a Yogurt Male, I know how to keep a full tummy without ruining din-din #ManofYogurt

by nurakid436 June 17, 2025

Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.

Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.

by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018

boner yogurt

Jizz

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?

by cuteface932 October 25, 2015