Snapping Twig

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

by Johnny Pizza March 22, 2011

neck snap

When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.

Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!

That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.

That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.

That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

Loner snapped

When a loner gets picked on, and has a great comeback.

"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."

by Goofy Hallowheads July 30, 2012

snap rag

the one and only rag you use after you masturbate... every time you masturbate.

duuuuuuude, you just wiped your face with my snap rag...

by leashellis November 01, 2010

Snap Loggus

Logging out of a game very quickly. Usually used as a joke in a game called rogue lineage.

P1 Chat: Snap Loggus!
*he logs out of the game

by Hour1 July 15, 2021

snaps on the petro

Money for gasoline

A-Wax: "who got some snaps on the petro? Slangin all that shit in the hood and yall aint got no mutherfuckin money."

by FlyAway July 20, 2011

Ginger snapped

When I ginger or (red head) beats or is victorious over a non ginger in something. usually referring to sports or drinking games.

Shaun White just ginger snapped the rest of the competition, winning the gold metal.

by Drhowbeit April 01, 2010