Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.

Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.

by EngineerDude October 2, 2020

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Lily-padding

The act of sitting in a hot car after engaging in a water-based activity, such as swimming or diving, without turning on the air conditioning, allowing oneself to bask in the trapped heat and humidity like a lily-pad in a pond on a hot summer day.

Hannah and Dan were late to the party because they spent 15-minutes lily-padding in the parking lot after swim practice.

by King.Frog January 29, 2025

water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.

When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.

by McWritah June 21, 2015

Lily-padding

Standing on top of your own shoes when in the dressing room of a store, refusing to stand barefoot on the floor

The floor is gross in here so I am lily-padding.

by Ido bandito June 7, 2019

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

eye pad kid

A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".

Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!

by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025