International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.

Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

by Snuugle July 3, 2022

Lettuce Play

Lettuce Play, sometimes known as onioning, is the act of peeling back the layers of someone’s heading and slipping your cock between the skin and muscle.

Dude 1: “Me n my girlfriend are gonna try lettuce play tonight”
Dude 2: “Don’t man that’s so fucked up”

by Unwell July 6, 2021

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016

lettucing

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a phrase said in the song good day by the fabloo band tally hall lettucing

by Micah deez martinez March 20, 2022