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No Man's Land

An area of no importance or significance; lost; a forgotten sweaty balmy place; sometimes it stinks
Stu is struggling to sit still in the van, says, "hey Tony, do me a favour, I've a strange feeling in a strange place, will you take a look and let me know what is going on? Barry pipes up and says, "by the way you're shifting around, that'll be your No Man's Land. I've seen it before and it ain't pretty".
by Who_flung_dung October 14, 2015
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Cowboy Land

This is a place located in Texas that sends cowboys to take anyone with a southern accent to Cowboy Land when they turn 18 years old. If you happen to be on vacation when you turn 18, then the cowboys will take you when you come back.
My sister was taken to Cowboy Land on her 18th birthday...and she never came back.
by CowboyLandrecruiter May 28, 2010
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Faggot-land

An industrious yet agricultural plot of land. Exceptional at holding large bundles of wooden sticks in its dusty, harsh but functioning landscape.
His crops suffered during the great drought, yet he maintained his industrious walking stick business through the careful tending of his faggot-land.
by CazzDickMcChloe February 18, 2019
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land rover

1. A poor quality vehicle. The worst vehicle in terms of depedability, corrosion prevention, serviceability and poorly engineering.

2. A vehicle which value depreciates 25% or more when all 4 tires leave the dealers lot. No other vehicle has a poorer depreciation value. A bad investment

3. A vehicle that will get you there(maybe), but you will have to walk home.

4. A vehicle that the body is made from Aluminum. Land Rover bodies do not rust. They corrode, and this is the best thing Rovers do. Land Rovers steel frames rust.

5. A vehicle that is an electrical nightmare.

6. A vehicle that quality is so poor that Ford Motor Company had to buy it. Now they wish they did'nt.

7. A vehicle that parts must be preordered and kept on hand due to the fact that parts are not carried at regular auto parts stored

7. A vehicle that MILF's like.
I saw a cool Landie today on the side of the freeway. The hood was up but that's usual.

I'd rather push a Land Cruiser than ride in a Land Rover. Hell I'd rather dive a Jeep, and they suck too.

#1 Let's go fourwheelin, I just got my Rover running again.
#2 No way man, My Land Cruiser and I are tired of draging your British junk back to town.
by SlackJawMF February 22, 2007
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landed up

"to be the result of some activity, or consequence of an action." used mainly on the east coast...also could use the expression "ended up."
"Yo, Vinnie and I drove to Brooklyn...but we landed up in Harlem instead."
by Brittney Spears January 19, 2008
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Landing Party

Male ejaculate; a load of cum, particularly the sperm contained therein.
At precisely the right moment, Jeff pulled out to avoid dropping his landing party off in hostile territory.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
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Land It On The Hudson

Caucasian Definition:
An expression used when one finds himself in a difficult and trying situation and somehow manages to pull out a viable and productive outcome.

Ghetto Definition:
When you're about to get fucked but your like, fuck that nigga, I gotta plan.
Scenario 1:

Heikal: My girlfriend walked in on me having sex with her best friend.

Divyam: Holy shit! What did you do?!

Heikal: I did what any normal man would do - I told her to take off her clothes and join in.

Divyam: Way to land it on the hudson.


Scenario 2:

Jon: The cops caught me having sex with a minor.

Umair: Holy crap, how the hell did you get away with it?

Jon: The cop was homo, so I let him suck me off and do me up the ass. He let me go afterwards.

Umair: way to land it on the hudson

Scenario 3:

Bocchi: Fuck I just lost all my money on fucking SPONGETECH FUCK!!! THAT WAS NEARLY 10 Gs!! I hate MOSKOWITZ!

Nimesh: FUCK Yo I lost 8 Gs, lets just land it on the hudson, and get his daughter pregnant by a black man.
by PrinceURJordanTheThird April 11, 2009
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