Jake

A fuckboy

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes

by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017

Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019

Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

A Jake is someone special and a person who is just so incredibly awesome, his smile is just so cute but his talent for footy is just amazing. Jake is someone who is just so caring and kind towards anyone and everyone he meets. His eyes are always sparkling in the sunlight which is pretty damn cute too. He is very handsome.If you find a Jake make sure you never loose him, he sure is someone you should keep close to the heart, never regret having a Jake in your life he definitely is special in absolutely every way.

"Jake good luck for you footy game tomorrow!"

by ecarg13 June 8, 2018