dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 24, 2017

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 07, 2015

Dirt whore

Dirt whore is a person or persons who will get down in the dirt and act like a dirt whord

Shekinah serene ramey stop being a dirt whore

by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 15, 2022

Dirt Railin’

Verb When southern gay country boys do sex.

Hey Dave, after we lift this here truck you think you’d be down for some dirt railin’ ?

by Bogeskillet April 20, 2023

Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

Tanner is such a dirt cake

by Mr. Staley November 17, 2015

Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009