beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

Beach Skunk

someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card…

“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

“Smells like a beach skunk”

by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022

Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!

Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.

by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021

beach throw

A towel ment for the beach as is usually decorated pretty because your to lazy to carry a chair to the beach

I'm bringing my beach throw to beach to lay in the sun totally not cause I'm lazy and don't feel like carrying a chair.

by Frootloop1212 June 19, 2017