Huxlow academy

In huxlow we pay our respects daily to the father and the holy spirit (j.s4ville and j.3pstine)we belive that schools should not just teach but also touch children. We believe that our hands on approach is superior to any local school for obvious reasons. We have an excellent offstead report and amazing student. And we reccomend you send your love little kiddies here.

Yours sincerely K.sheppard

In huxlow academy all kiddies are welcome

by anonymous December 19, 2022

Steam academy

A school with these dumb ass teachers like the gym teacher not letting you do anything, the math teacher always failing you, the English teacher also always failing you, the earth science teacher “is it true do I care”. And these kids OMG don’t let me get started on these kids like how don’t you know that February has 28 days, how they don’t know how to use a computer, and how they always starting some shit cause they wanna fight.

No one: hey you know that school steam academy

Me: yea why

No one: yo that school is so trash you fail for no reason

Me: yea fuck that school lets go to MVHS

by School1234 February 25, 2019

Woodkirk academy

Shit school... dont send your kid there

Woodkirk academy is a shit school dont send your kids there.
Woodkirk academy is a prison for children

by Shit skls March 2, 2022

Newark Academy

A prestigious, highly ranked, private school in Livingston, NJ. Though less well known than other private institutions in NJ, NA is a very good, college-prep motivated 6-12 academy. Ranked #3 in NJ on Niche.com. It often competes with The Pingry School-another famous private academy in NJ.

Jack's parents were debating whether to send him to The Pingry School or Newark Academy.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

the portsmouth academy

tpa is a shit hole that does absolutely dogshit

the teachers are shit, they hate the students (can't blame them)

what's that school??
oh it's that shit hole!
aka the portsmouth academy

by tpa sucks November 14, 2022

Bacon Academy

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"yo did you take your schizophrenia pills yet?"
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by ihatethefrench782 June 15, 2022

The Sutton Academy

The Sutton Academy is a high school full of sketty whores who just want some dick inside them and obnoxious slags who've been with everyone in 50 miles. The year 7s think they run the place even though the rest of us could easy boot them down the corridors. The year eights say they aren't chavs but their hair, makeup, and attitudes indicate otherwise. The year nines all chat pure shit about each other and act about 4 even though they're 13 and 14. The year 10s have slugs on their faces instead of eyebrows. The year 11s all want to shoot the year sevens and they're just waiting to take their GCSE's and leave.

Overall the students are all slutty bitches who smoke weed and talk shit for a living.

Mr. Ryan is a pedo. Ms. Sherman walks like a vulture.

The Sutton Academy is a shithole full of sketty whores and obnoxious slags.

by Your favourite whore December 19, 2019