Facial tattoo

A regrettable decision for which judgement will be harsh and humiliating forever and ever.

As Braden hit send on a text from no return, he knew he may as well be in a tattoo parlor receiving a facial tattoo.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

meta tattoo

a tattoo that is self-referential, introspective and is a comment on the very nature of a tattoo itself, in a way also becoming existentialist. inspired by a meta joke.

a tattoo that says "skin deep" could be a meta tattoo because the tattoo references itself by being literally skin deep. while to somebody else, it could be a reminder to have a thick skin and not take things to heart.

by Mr_MortalGod January 3, 2024

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoo on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.

I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she had a bunch of ho-tattoos. She is naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.

by stokelycalm January 19, 2024

Apartment tattoo

A badly done tattoo, usually done in someone's apartment.

Fboy- wtf is on your back?
Girl- they're supposed to be angel wings
Fboy- did you get in some apartment somewhere?
Girl - yeah why?
Fboy- classic apartment tattoo lol

by Swicky Poo March 7, 2024

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024

Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.

Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.

by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024