Smuggy

A almost gurn-esque face made in Edinburgh schools in the 1980s, the so called "Smuggy Face" was started by Milboon copying the character Worzel Gummidge and rapidly spread about inner Edinburgh schools.

SMUGGY: Shut up ya dingle ye dinnae ken what yer oan aboot (followed by smuggy face)
SMUGGY: A funny face made in any important photo. (Original Photo Bomber)
SMUGGY: A funny face made to someone who is a bit dopey.

by Bundas Bah March 24, 2017

ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006

smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.

"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"

by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007

smug dater

when someone apprciates their own relationship to the point that it makes everyone around them want to throw up

dude frank is always boasting about his girlfriend analyse, hes a smug dater.

by whitepowerboy December 4, 2009

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.

Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.

by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017

the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.

Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.

by Mike Carini March 5, 2009