crumpet strumpet

UK old woman who sits around eating crumpets and flirting excessively online in chatrooms with anyone who will talk to her.

The crumpet strumpet was overly aggressive in chat.

by Goonie's Revenge September 23, 2023

Link strummer

the type of man who gets blocked and cant shut up about it, so he sings about it w sassy ahh lyrics.

Link Strummer was chill till he started actin like a diva and singing about the picture frame

by theaugust15 March 8, 2026

Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.

“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.

by Petunia225 July 21, 2020

Scrum-shi-tologist

One who has studied culinary arts (scrum-shi-tology) for 4 or more years.

Since Josh is a scrum-shi-tologist, he now knows a good burger, from a bad one.

by Grab-A-Snail June 25, 2007

scrumchulescant

very good tasting = :sign of happiness or joy! usually implied with the rubbing of a belly.

This Quam-Quat is very scrumchulescant. I want to fuck you soo hard side ways after that scrumchulescant Quam-Quat.

by nate ginger November 16, 2007

scrumdiduous

The most best prefect

That is the most scrumdiduous cake ever!

by Austin & Lisa February 8, 2008

Scrumdidilyumcios

Very Delicios

that was totaly scrumdidilyumcios

by pickles148 March 6, 2009