"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."
"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."
"What a stoke"
"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."
"What a stoke"
by tire-kicker, waste of time, June 19, 2018
Get the Stroke mug.when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Kidney Stroke mug.When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
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Get the cyber stroke mug.Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
by Pseudonah October 1, 2018
Get the Ghost stroke mug.Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.
Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011
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