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Stroke

A person that waste a salesman's time.
"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"
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Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Cuddle Stroke

When two (or more) individuals are cuddling, and one individual slowly strokes the other's penis or vagina in a soft, almost playful way. The couple or group remains in a cuddle position, never escalating to sexual intercourse. The cuddle stroke is meant to be a gesture of endearment towards the individual(s) being stroked. The cuddle stroke is a soothing touch, meant to be casual, but may in fact cause arousal.
"Honey, would you mind giving me a little cuddle stroke? I had a really rough day."
by Sirius Amory November 17, 2012
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Brazilian Stroke

When inhaling a joint very quickly and harshly.
- Come on! Brazilian stroke! For Sao Paolo!
- Alright fine... holy shit.
by sonnydelightful January 26, 2013
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cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke
Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?
by Great Fortunato July 25, 2018
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Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
by Pseudonah October 1, 2018
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Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.
Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.
by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011
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