Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
by Websterman November 22, 2015
Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."
by Anal parade April 17, 2017
A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.
For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.
Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
by slams4daddy July 03, 2014
A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 28, 2010
The pleasant aroma encountered when diving into the nether regions of a woman who has recent used a flavoring cleaning product and wrapped her thighs around your head and neck area.
Billy was pleasantly surprised by the Strawberry Fog of Cindy. He knew she had spent a lot of money. His buddy Shane, unfortunately, was not so pleased with his lady Tammy’s. fog.
by Roid McDoucherson January 22, 2023