GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Straps

condoms

Ayo, you got some straps?? I gotta use the rubber on a fine piece of art.

by The slangisst January 27, 2022

strap daddy

A person who acts like your father , yet isn't. They're usually the person who sticks the most to you, as if they were 'strapped' to your life in the most necessary way.

My close friend Annetta knows how to make me fell at home. Shred the best strap daddy ever!

by ThePossibilitiesAreEndless September 13, 2016

strap

Short for strap on. A strap is a dildo that attaches to the waist by harness. Straps are not just for lesbians, they're for anyone who wants to fuck their partner with a dildo. See pegging for more info.

Kanye asked kim to peg him with her strap.

by im u fucking sadist17 September 28, 2021

billy 2 straps

A person in the 90's-00's who wore both backpack straps and was deemed a loser

Look at Adam over there with his Billy 2 straps

by niceonemate April 24, 2014

Strap

Strap means small gun or pistol in drill rap .

Pull up on the block and I got that "strap"

(Got that pistol)

by MyDonnies January 20, 2023

Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016