Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.

He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.

by Riddler16 June 25, 2016

oh shit strap

The handle in a car in witch you hang onto when someone is going extremely fast or doing something dangerous

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

Ex: He was speeding and Jane could do nothing but hang on to the Oh Shit strap.

by mie July 26, 2014

strap on

dicks but for girls

whoa that’s a long strap on

by urfuckingmum April 16, 2020

Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022

stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse

Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”

by Niggem May 10, 2024

strap teaser

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.

That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.

by t41xicq September 28, 2017